Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Goblin Treasure Found at Mall


On a recent trip to the mall, I noticed a strange trend at the jewelry counters of each major department store. Large masses of gold and silver accessories twisted together on turnstyle racks, fighting for visibility over each other in huge clumps. There was no subtlety to be found amongst these clusters of refined metal.




Clearly, major department store chains were sending out small parties on quests for goblin treasure. No such garish display jewel-making is to be found in the lands of men or of elves. This obscene mess of flashy metals can have only come from a goblin hoard.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!

A paper cut-out poster I made for my students while I was teaching in Japan.