Do The Mario! Terribly

DFCB #6: A Week of Colors

DFCB #5: Good Night

DFCB #4: Stan The Squid

DFCB #3: In The Bin

Big news for upcoming Mister Ichey updates!

In text form.  Why type it when I can video it?

Oatsymann's Cereal Commercial with Free Bonus Oatsymann's Wallpaper!

Now that you've seen the video, download the desktop wallpaper!  Great for staring at!

Craigslist people are selfish!

Mister Ichey Takes You Inside: CARS

Books Are Dumb

Reverse Mortgage Helps You Read!

Lemonade! Nine Dollars.

Monochrome 03: Computers

Space Rabbit Decides What To Do After Graduation

Monochrome 02: Nature

Dr. Salvador in: Raccoon Panic!

The things I do for this website...

Some short outtakes from The Legend of Dustin, partly because spitting out food is funny and partly to prove I did not ingest all the nasty food I bought for the filming.

The Legend of Dustin

Monochrome 01: Children

This is the first in a series of monologue-based videos.  Expect more.

Wedding Bunnies

This is the cover to a friend's wedding album I was asked to make while living in Japan.  Made from construction paper and glue.

DFCB #2: Dot and Mit

Please enjoy Defaced Children's Book #2: Dot and Mit.

IDIOMS!

A little background: This was done at the request of the Japanese online magazine YomoYama. They needed an image for someone's article about idioms. Not knowing how to turn a vague concept like "idioms" into a picture, I drew a man puking.

Cooking Under The Stairs

It's the Muppet Show!

Let's Do It!

DFCB #1: Benny's Baby Brother

This is the first in my series of children's books I find and give new life to.  Expect more of these in the future.  For now, please enjoy Defaced Children's Book #1: Benny's Baby Brother.

Edamame Reflections Part 2: EdaMama

Mr. Raccoon's Very Bad Dream

Edamame Reflections Part 1: Bean Attack

Goblin Treasure Found at Mall

On a recent trip to the mall, I noticed a strange trend at the jewelry counters of each major department store. Large masses of gold and silver accessories twisted together on turnstyle racks, fighting for visibility over each other in huge clumps. There was no subtlety to be found amongst these clusters of refined metal.

Clearly, major department store chains were sending out small parties on quests for goblin treasure. No such garish display jewel-making is to be found in the lands of men or of elves. This obscene mess of flashy metals can have only come from a goblin hoard.

Happy Valentine's Day!

A paper cut-out poster I made for my students while I was teaching in Japan.

Valentine's Day Card

Turtle Eyes Strikes Again!

Happy to Mash Your Parts, Sir!

P90,000X Insaniosity!

Have you always wanted the body you've always wanted?  Well, now you can get it in the comfort of your own in front of the TV!

Haunted Home Goods

I recently went to Home Goods, a store that sells home goods, and I got feeling they wanted me to turn my house into the Resident Evil Mansion.

 

Zombie Surprise!

1992 NES Challenge Set Unboxing

Unboxings are a great way to see something come out of a box.  This particular NES unboxing is filled with historical and informational facts you won't hear anywhere else.